*OH SHIT, IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS SALE!*
Let's face it, we've all had a shit year.... but hey, people have been having shitty years since the dawn of time. So naturally, in all its inherent wisdom, humankind created alcohol. That glistening smooth delight that turns days into pleasure, nights into debauchery, and quiets all the gnawing fears of global destruction. Celebrate your love of all liquid spirits with this delightful t-shirt beautifully emblazoned with a quotation from beloved author George Bernard Shaw. Not only will you look dapper, but attach this key chain shot glass to your keys and you'll always stand at the ready. Bottoms Up!